This man is no ordinary man. This is Mister H.G. Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mister H.G. Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! ---Monty Python's Flying Circus
OK - You've picked out your bike - now it's time for a road trip!